I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
and now i’m going to sleep for 3 hours before i have to go to work
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
(via abitreductive)
I’m wearing boxer briefs because im out and wearing basketball shorts and I don’t want my dick to be bouncing around but god damn underwear is just so uncomfortable.
Nasty bitches
Trying to Facebook stalk someone when you only know their first name is haaaard
(Source: britneysupport, via l14m)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via homemadespeed)
I don’t wanna go to work later :(
Somebody I Used To Know always reminds me of Silent Hill and I feel like it should be in the movie or game and literally just a minute ago my went “you know what this reminded me of the first time I head it? Silent Hill.”
I flipped out and screamed GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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Biebers new single is even more auttotuned than all of Britneys albums put together
I have never seen so many 19 year olds get engaged in my life. Like, 10 people out of my graduating class are engaged to either each other or like 25 year old dudes.
jennifer lopez is hotter at 43 than I ever will be in my entire life
(via mywayorthehemingway)
