May 2012
and now i’m going to sleep for 3 hours before i have to go to work
May 30th
dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this  
May 30th
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I’m wearing boxer briefs because im out and wearing basketball shorts and I don’t want my dick to be bouncing around but god damn underwear is just so uncomfortable.
May 30th
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Trying to Facebook stalk someone when you only know their first name is haaaard
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drbippy: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
May 30th
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I don’t wanna go to work later :(
May 30th
Somebody I Used To Know always reminds me of Silent Hill and I feel like it should be in the movie or game and literally just a minute ago my went “you know what this reminded me of the first time I head it? Silent Hill.” I flipped out and screamed GET OUT OF MY HEAD
May 30th
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Biebers new single is even more auttotuned than all of Britneys albums put together　
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I have never seen so many 19 year olds get engaged in my life. Like, 10 people out of my graduating class are engaged to either each other or like 25　 year old dudes.
May 30th
fleursdeleon: jennifer lopez is hotter at 43 than I ever will be in my entire life
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Fallout 3 is really great idk why I waited 4 years to play it
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I just started fallout 3 and it started with a creepy old song DPWGSIAUPALBDOURNDNAPKSNDCAFFQHQUEIEOND
May 29th
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How to scare the shit out of me in a horror movie: Play a song from the 40s or 50s
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Necessities for sleeping: Cuddle pillow ( even if I’m sleeping with someone else. Sorry, soft mushy pillow > > > hard boney human being) and three pillows to put my head on. My head cannot me flat when I sleep or else I will not sleep.
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dilemma
there’s literally a hurricane outside, I’m tired but not tired enough to go to sleep but too tired to play video games, I would watch tv but my remote is on the other side of my room so no, and my tummy hurts. today was mostly shitty, fun moments, but overall shitty.
May 29th
fetchwillalwayshappen: i hate tumblr so much. but i love it even more.
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Teensy weeny drunk a bit hi
May 28th
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Madonna, You're really a disgusting human being.
Someone’s pressed.
May 28th
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thegaymorality asked: please expain the madonna/gaga war thing? i wanna know the drama. hahah
May 28th
killedthatbitch: i’m so furious right now like literally i am furious madonna was one of her idols and she sits here and treats gaga like straight shit you are irrelevant madonna you are old you are a cunt oh and you can’t sing worth shit so have fun ruining born this way for the world PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD Alex. 19. LIttle...
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“Madonna is going to lose the younger generation with this!!!1!!111!!” Yes, I’m sure she’s heartbroken over the possible fact that children who listen to Gaga and One Direction will not like her. 　
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So we tweeted Tracie Thoms saying she should be...
jackthecb: vashbebop: najalater: she tweeted this back Mate…. Tracie Thoms is pretty darn fucking rad.
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